Показват се публикациите с етикет 2012 Bulgarian cinema releases. Показване на всички публикации
Показват се публикациите с етикет 2012 Bulgarian cinema releases. Показване на всички публикации

петък, 17 август 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 17 August 2012

Step Up: Революции / Step Up 4 - I may take my review of this summer's StreetDance 2 and paste it here. Nothing is different bar one or two more memorably choreographed dance numbers. Once again the acting is awful, while the plot is so cliche that if the writers of a telenovela stand behind it. Only for the most dance and 3D passionate out there. (А+) **



Браво, момчето ми! / That's My Boy - Adam Sandler does his shtick again. If you're a fan, go and enjoy it. (Alexandra)


***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

петък, 10 август 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 10 August 2012

(Summer Mode)

Приятелю, Тед / Ted - Ted is easily the best comedy of the year so far, displaying a magnitude of great quotable lines and boasting an extreme dose of geekiness from the creator of Family Guy. And best, most of the Bulgarian "critics" are already appalled... Do you need more? A must-see for all sarcastic and ironic as*es out there. (Forum Film) **** 1/2



Зов за завръщане / Total Recall - All who have watched this unnecessary remake plus the oversea critics say the movie is a pile of sh*t. And it comes from the guys who will not release The Campaign with the monstrous Will Ferrell, so just go and boycott it. (Alexandra) 
***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

събота, 4 август 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 3 August 2012

Храбро сърце / Brave - After the misstep with Cars 2 (though, reading my review from last year, it seemed that I liked it...), Pixar are back on a great form with Brave. The movie is not only the first pure fairytale of the studio, but also manages to deliver the first pure animated pic that focuses on the relationships between girls and their moms. And it's these moments between main protagonist Merida and her mother that shine and give the film incredible power. I don't wanna go the spoiler way but many will be moved from the way the story develops. At the same time, the detail to animation is once again meticulous with the used colour palette serving as a core part of the whole experience. Still, although the central plot line is great, some second-tier characters remain underused (I wish there were more scenes with the witch) and the villain motives remain far-fetched. These, however, are still minor issues for a movie far better than the environmental preaching of Lorax or the cash-in awfulness of the last Ice Age. (Forum Film) ****  


петък, 27 юли 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 27 July 2012

Черният рицар: Възраждане / Dark Knight Rises - If you are the among the three ignorant people out there who don't like the first two Nolan-directed Batman movies, don't expect the third outing of the Caped Crusader to convert your mind. Christopher Nolan, who is slowly turning into the best director of his generation, has delivered a movie, which despite working splendidly on its own, makes the perfect part three of a trilogy, marking a full circle and binding plot lines started in Batman Begins seven years ago. And here, along with the final 10 minutes of DKR, lies the greatness of part three. It's not that the other clogs of the pic aren't perfect either - the script is imaginative and extremely topical (in this dark and full-of-terror nights), the acting superb (it's the first Batman movie which feels most like an ensemble piece, rather than a one-hero journey), the music thrilling. It's clear that the effects are top-notch magnificent but the scope is so epic that even the Avengers may be envy of the universe of Bruce Wayne. Furthermore, the decision to use Bane as the antagonist, who physically is superior than Batman, has paid off. Some may need time to adjust to his voice, but his vocal abilities, together with the entire presence of Tom Hardy and the look in his eyes, make him a great successor to the Joker. In addition, the Catwoman brings a stylish and enigmatic performance, which is million miles away from the way Burton and Pfeiffer treated the character in the great Batman Returns. But who might have expected any different from Nolan - he has managed to reboot a franchise brought to his knees and to make three indisputable masterpieces for the new millennium. And though the question marks before a fourth outing remain too many, we can at least wait for Nolan's treatment on Superman next year. Step forward Man of Steel! (Alexandra) *****


***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

събота, 21 юли 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 20 July 2012 / Cancelled Releases

Acting with rage against BG cinema distribution
Аврора / Aurora (Romania) (A+) - This Romanian 180-minute extravaganza will be released only in the two arthouse cinemas in Sofia, so it could not conceal the fact that we have a week with no major releases in Bulgaria. And here are just some of the titles which were not distributed in Bulgaria this summer:

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
The Three Stooges
The Five-Year Engagement
Think Like A Man
Friends with Kids
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Cosmopolis
People Like Us
Moonrise Kingdom
Katy Perry: Part Of Me
Diary of a Wimpy Kid 3
The Odd Life Of Timothy Green
The Apparition

And more to come... Go and watch Ice Age 4 again, it's not that it will become better on a second or a third viewing...
Trailer - Aurora

петък, 13 юли 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 13 July 2012

Невероятният Спайдър-мен / The Amazing Spider-Man - It was always clear that a reboot of Spider-Man so soon after the more-or-less successful trilogy of Sam Raimi will be met either with indifference or with a suspicious eye. Therefore all kudos should go to Sony, who've placed the film in the hands of (500) Days of Summer director Marc Webb (yes, the name shows that he was destined for this job), who manages to deliver the familiar story with a fresh twist. Webb not only knows how to handle his actors but shows a good sense in terms of visual effects and makes great use of the 3D. And let's be clear - the 3D technology has been created to show Spidey swinging across New York. The success of The Amazing Spider-Man, however, relies also on the selection of Andrew Garfield for the main part, who seems to be having much fun with the role and is perfect to play a nerd with a secret. Three minutes in and you'll already forget about Tobey (it's not that Maguire's take on the character wasn't any good). Far better that Kirsten Dunst, however, is Emma Stone (it's not the same character but who cares), whose charm coupled with some sort of lovely geekiness will make you wish to have her within your circle of friends. And though at the end The Amazing Spider-Man is not the most original movie out there (it doesn't have the scope of The Avengers or the atmosphere of Nolan's Batman) and though its antagonist, though spectacular, is not as memorable as say the Green Goblin, the foundations for a new franchise have been solidly laid. (Alexandra) ****

***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

петък, 6 юли 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 6 July 2012

Ледена епоха: Континентален дрейф / Ice Age: Continental Drift - No matter what I write about the fourth unnecessary instalment of Ice Age, the crowds in Bulgaria will flood the cinemas this weekend to see the next adventures of Sid and co. And probably would like them. This, however, doesn't mean that the animated film is not a lazy cash-in, produced without any attention to plot and character development. Yes, the best thing once again remains Scrat, but I just wish this creature to finally catch the hazelnut and all to be over. And, the fact that all of its shenanigans had already been exposed in the trailers do not help the movie either. As for the plot, the trio of main characters head on a journey to return home, which, bar a scene with sinister sirens, is deprived of any heart pumping moments. Worst though is the fact that the villains of the film are extremely boring and underwritten. Truth to be told, there are occasional funny moments with Sid's grandma (who for reasons unknown looks like an ostrich) but they quickly become tiresome. In addition, the creators have infested the pic with rip-offs either from Brave Heart, Star Wars or Pirates of The Caribbean just to lure more people to go and spend their dollars/levs. Last, but definitely not least, the story with Manny's little girl and her interactions with the cool mammoths (Jersey Shore fans rejoice) is on the bordeline disgusting. Yes, I may be too harsh but when other studios such as Disney, Pixar and Dreamworks try to deliver something creative, the guys at Fox attempt to sell the same reheated dish again. Hopefully, this franchise would be extinct soon. (Alexandra) **
Trailer 


Magic Mike: Професия стриптизьор / Magic Mike - It's the most obvious fact that no one except women will feel the need to go and watch a movie about male stripping. And they would probably make a mistake as the latest Steven Soderbergh-directed picture is delivered with a steady hand and shows not only the abs of Tatum but dares to unveil this somewhat hidden world - a world full of women, sex, parties, drugs and alcohol. And that reveals many interesting moments, which are worth a look. The movie still has its pitfalls though - many of the side characters remain, hm, on the side, while some plot lines, including drug use, feel too rushed. However, unlike last year's Haywire, which was far too sketchy and felt more experimental, Magic Mike is more traditional Soderbergh and falls in the group of Ocean's Eleven and Contagion. Add a star to the rating if you're a woman, a gay man or just a True Blood fan. (Tandem) ***


***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

петък, 29 юни 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 29 June 2012

Два дни в Ню Йорк / 2 Days In New York - It's so rare to see a non-Hollywood film on our big screens, that every time this miracle happens, a party should be thrown. And when the pic is as funny and fresh as the latest Julie Delpy project, all admirers of good comedies with an European flavour should rejoice. With its low-key synopsis, lack of any familiar casts bar Chris Rock and absence of any dramatic plot turns, 2 Days In New York will definitely not meet the affections of the crowds that visit Bulgaria's cinemas (off topic - yesterday I was once again convinced that majority of the regular cinema goers here are pigs) but forms a terrific double-bill with its predecessor 2 Days In Paris. Delpy shows an experienced eye for digging the funny staff when two cultures collide and to plant in this "conflict" the seeds of more thought provoking ideas. Oh, what am I writing here, just watch it to see how French speak English. They DOESN'T. (Alexandra) ****


***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

петък, 22 юни 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 22 June 2012

Рок завинаги / Rock Of Ages - Whatever way you look at it, Rock Of Ages is a strange beast of a movie. First, if the idea of listening to cheesy rock classics from the 80s gives you shivers in the night, you'd better skip it. Oh, and Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" is so Glee nowadays. Second, Rock Of Ages (just like Burlesque before it) delivers one of the most cliche-driven love stories caught on celluloid lately and worse makes the mistake to forsake any interesting choreography to catch the eye. Nevertheless, the film has its saving points. First, if these songs were the soundtrack of your youth, this is a pic destined for you. In addition, you'll get Tom Cruise on top form, having the time of his life as (insane-in-the-main-brain) rocker Stacee Jaxx. Just like in Tropic Thunder, his character steals the entire movie. Unfortunately though a seperate film focused on his rise to fame would probably never come. (Alexandra) ***



Улични танци 2 / Street Dance 2 - In the week of the music movies, the second proposal comes (also) hampered by cliches and with acting as wooden as 30 Kristen Stewarts stuffed in a single room. But let's be honest, if you are not stuck at home watching the football games and decide to go and see this British pic, your motives would be the dancing and the 3D. And though not unforgettable, Street Dance 2 brings some greatly choreographed numbers, while the 3D is crispy striking. Put on your dancing shoes now! (Forum Film) ** 



***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

събота, 16 юни 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 15 June 2012

Риболов в пустинята / Salmon Fishing in the Yemen - The latest pic of director Lasse Hallström starts confidently, sparkling with British charm and stable acting and chemistry from Ewan McGregor and Emily Blunt. Even more, the scenes with Kristin Scott Thomas manage to elevate the film to a completely different level. She needs to do more British films and to take roles as that of Patricia Maxwell. All is however let down by the second part of the movie, when the viewers are transported to Yemen to witness lazy plot development, a redundant subplot involving terrorists and an avalanche of cliches. Worst the director decides to remove all quirkiness from the start and to replace it with an extreme dose of sugar. This salmon serving however just needs an extra pinch of salt. (Forum Film) ** 1/2



Пираня 3DD / Piranha 3DD - There was no advanced screening for this one but I'm sure that fans of gore and topless chicks will devour it. (Forum Film)

 
***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

петък, 8 юни 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 8 June 2012

Мадагаскар 3/ Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted - Who'd have thought that after two mediocre entries, the third instalment of Madagascar will come so fresh, ridiculous (in the positive way) and most crucially of all - extremely funny. The credit should go to the decision to use Europe as a setting, which injects the title with much needed freshness, contrary to the dryness of the Africa locations before. Even more, to have our reluctant heroes join the circus, where we meet great new characters - from the Russian tiger with self-esteem issues to the ugly bear who doesn't talk but manages to put a spell on someone from the gang - is also a spot-on choice on behalf of the writers. In addition, the movie is full of astonishing colours and manages to get use of the 3D dimension perfectly. The gags rain heavily through the entire running time, driven by either the penguins and their monkeys or the strange chemistry between Alex and co. The best, however, is the antagonist - zoo detective Captain Chantel DuBois, who is simply unstoppable. It's rare to see so determined and driven pure evil in a kids' film. Now after this, Kung Fu Panda and Puss In Boots, Pixar may have trouble sleeping... (Forum Film) ****



Снежанка и Ловецът / Snow White And The Huntsman - Despite the awful quality of the screening (Cinema City Sofia - Hall 8!), the movie has splendid visuals. On top of that Charlize Theron is perfect in the role of the villain. From there, however, all is thrown to waste by the totally miscast Kristen Stewart and a plot going nowhere. Please get rid of the Twilight chick for the inevitable sequel. *** (Forum Film)


***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

петък, 1 юни 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 1 June 2012

Прометей / Prometheus - Although some characters are underwritten and quite unremarkable (and several plot lines remain loose), the magnificent visuals, coupled with the affecting soundtrack and the mood of mysticism injected in the entire movie will arrest the viewer until the very end. Oh what an end it is! Great turns also by Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron. **** (Alexandra) 



Очаквай неочакваното / What To Expect When You're Expecting - I deliberately skipped this ensemble comedy and reading what the other critics are saying, and also hearing the comments of friends who had to sit through it, the movie is bloody awful. (Forum Film)


Previews this week:

Madagascar 3 - Surprisingly fresh and funny sequel. The gang is back with a bang (and a great villain)! ****

***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

петък, 25 май 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 25 May 2012

Мъже в черно 3 / Men in Black 3 - Following the more-than-awful Men in Black 2, the last thing the universe needed was a third instalment of the franchise. And the reports for starting the movie shoot even without a script did not help either. The end result, however, is not a complete disaster but Men in Black 3 is definitely not a movie event. First, if you consider the film a comedy, it lacks any comedic moments whatsoever, bar from some good lines between Agents K and J which may give you a smile. Second, if you consider it a sci-fi action extravaganza, it is deprived of any memorable stuff. And the fault should lay not so much on script issues but mainly on director Barry Sonnenfeld whose directing style should be left in the 90s. Perhaps a younger, inexperienced and thus more daring director would have managed to bring the movie in the new millennium. Anyway, on the plus side, there is some fizzling chemistry between Smith and Brolin - the younger version of Tommy Lee Jones. Oh, and the final scene is moving too. All is however spoiled (once again) by the choice of the villain - there's nothing interesting around Boris The Animal and why (for example) he hasn't escaped the prison earlier is beyond anyone's guess. (Alexandra) **

Чернобилски дневници / Chernobyl Diaries - (Forum Film)

***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

петък, 18 май 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 18 May 2012

Мъже от стомана / Act of Valor - Some of the action aficionados in Bulgaria (and we know that they are many) will find plenty to enjoy in the well crafted and inventively shot attack scenes but that's no excuse for this military propaganda to leave the boundaries of the country responsible for it. To make matters worse, the cast cannot act, while the plot is extremely predictable (in fact the end is revealed at the very beginning of the picture). Yes, there'll be sacrifices, there'll be men of honour and the good guys will save us all. (Tandem) *

Парад / Parada (Serbia) - Don't be fooled by the tagline, this Serbian title may be promoted as the most successful comedy in Serbia, but eventually a pure comedy Parada is not. Yes, it has so many comedic moments that even Aladeen the Dictator may be envy but at the same time it tackles with issues that still continue to prevent the Balkan region (yes, unfortunately Bulgaria included) from resembling a little bit more like the more advanced western European societies. Many however may argue that Parada relies too much on stereotypes and clichéd characters (on both sides) and that the transformation of the mindset of the main protagonist is too forced, but here comes on help the significant dose of unique humour which the creators inject in the film. A pure comedy Parada may not be, but being busy laughing you'd not care that much. (A Plus Cinema) ****

Диктаторът / The Dictator - If the thought of Borat or Bruno gives you shivers in the night, then The Dictator is not the movie which will convert you in Sacha Baron Cohen fans (try Scorsese's Hugo for that). Though I had some doubts that a fully-scripted movie (unlike the two Bs) will be of no favour for the comedian, he proved me wrong. The Dictator is edgy, provocative, outrageous and thus extremely funny. If you want your humour to be subtle (most probably you do not go the cinema at all - the disastrous performance of Intouchables shows that), look somewhere else. Many will be offended, others will run away with disgust. The fans however will scream with joy at the most ludicrous moments, shouting WTF and learning the lines by heart. Yes, you'd wanna quote Aladeen's wisdom for many days. A perfect triple-bill with Borat and Bruno, just don't eat popcorn watching them - there's an uttermost choking risk. (Forum Film) ****

***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

петък, 11 май 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 11 May 2012

Как прекарах лятната ваканция / How I Spent My Summer Vacation - Now, when Mel Gibson is literally maligned in the USA, it's not a coincidence that his latest vehicle (and nowadays we know that Gibson-starring movies are a rarity) has skipped a cinema release across the Pond. This however is really a pity as How I Spent My Summer Vacation (also known as Get The Gringo) is actually not bad at all. Yes, Mel delivers a role which does not require him to stretch any acting muscle but after all, he is excellent in playing badass characters. At the same time there are one or two script issues, and occasional tonal shifts, but at the end the whole thing somehow sticks together. The final product is interesting, and while it lacks enough WTF moments to secure a cult status, How I Spent My Summer Vacation is a passable start for your vacation. (Forum Film) ***

Тъмни сенки / Dark Shadows - After the disappointment that was Alice in Wonderland, director Tim Burton returns to a territory which suits him better - dark and quirky comedy. And this time he almost succeeds in making an intriguing, visually stunning and, as a whole, funny movie. Almost. On the plus side, Dark Shadows offers Johnny Depp in his best - he just sizzles on the big screens, devouring every scene he is in and delivering a punchline after punchline. At the same time Eva Green as the antagonist is a symbol of perfect casting and a perfect match for the absurdity of Depp's character. As I said, visually Dark Shadows is top-notch perfection, with excellent work from set designers, costume makers and make-up artists. Oh, and the veins of the entire film are infused with a charming retro vibe. Which leads us to the negative sides - the script is too superficial (one character development towards the end is awfully forced) but worst though is the fact that Depp and Green aside, the others in the cast are criminally underused. There should be much more of Michelle Pfeiffer and Helena Bonham Carter, while the character of Jonny Lee Miller is completely purposeless. At the end the entire affair feels like if a second or even third instalment waits around the corner. It doesn't. (Alexandra) ***1/2


Недосегаемите / Intouchables - This is the French film which has already made above USD 330m (and counting) worldwide and has not only conjured audiences in its local France but also in Germany, Spain, Italy, South Korea...(don't worry, it would be a complete flop here). It's not that hard to perceive its global appeal - it's rare to see a movie with tough issues in its core (the fate of disabled, poverty, immigration) to be so light, so beautifully crafted, well-written, perfectly cast and best of all - actually extremely funny. Ultimately, Intouchables is a movie that cherishes the miracle of life despite all obstacles and against all odds. And if we draw the line, this is the kind of movies which is among the toughest to be produced. Oh, and also, just for a chance, it's filmmakers had resisted the urge to make the movie a typically French one - so all ... of the script and pointless scenes are gone. Kudos also to the Bulgarian distributor to release the title here. Go, seek and watch it, while it's in cinemas. It's really worth it. (Forum Film) *****



Град на мечти / City of Dreams (Bulgarian Documentary) - Limited
 
***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

 

събота, 5 май 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 4 May 2012

Отмъстителите / The Avengers - With The Avengers director and co-writer Joss Whedon has definitely a tough task on his shoulders - how to make a movie with so many strong characters and to not under- or overestimate the screen presence of any of them? He, however, not only achieves that but brings a film that is even better than the sum of its parts. Taking into account that The Avengers is just Whedon's second foray into cinema direction, the result at the end is really marvellous (yes, I've gone that path). The makers of the movie, helped by Marvel who always insist on protecting their children, not only pay attention to every detail but fill the script with great one-liners, memorable scenes and even more memorable spectacle. And if you think that the action within Avengers' airbase in the middle of the film could not be topped, just wait until the final battle on the streets of New York - it's a triumph of visual effects, choreography, cinematography and ambitious directing. And if the geek inside you do not scream with joy during these scenes, watching your heroes protecting the world, then it's better to go and check your pulse. Speaking of the characters, everyone gets his/her moment to shine, though many will come out of the cinemas wishing to see more of Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.'s charisma is as always irresistible) and of Hulk as Marvel has finally managed to pull a really astonishing Hulk - ferocious but extremely funny. Without going the spoiler way, there are two or three Hulk-related moments that will enter the folklore of comic-related greatness. Oh, and last, but definitely not least, proving that every fantastic movie needs a remarkable villain, The Avengers has a strong ace up its sleeve - Loki and the meticulous performance by Tom Hiddleston. He is really really evil and he knows it. I know that some critics loathe the idea of giving a great summer entertainment movie five stars, but I have no such dilemmas... Bring on part 2! (Forum Film) *****



Зад кадър / Voice Over (Bulgaria) - (A Plus Cinema)


Previews this week:

The Intouchables - It already made USD 330m worldwide and for a reason *****
***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

събота, 28 април 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 27 April 2012

Бел Ами / Bel Ami - Although it's always nice to see movies, and especially non-action stuff, from non-major studios released in Bulgaria, the fact that these films are actually no good should not be concealed. So thus comes this Guy de Maupassant-novel adaptation with Robert Pattinson in the leading role. To say that Pattinson has no acting skills would be a lie but he's definitely miscast in the role of amoral Georges Duroy. His performance is extremely stiff, which coupled with the cardboard characters around him, deprives the picture of any merits. The three leading ladies Thurman, Ricci and Scott Thomas, though good elsewhere, here do not deliver anything worth remembering, which, let's say it, is talent wasted. This all leads to too rushed and too far-fetched third act, which leaves the viewer with the bitter feeling of a missed opportunity for a great novel adaptation. The music is good though. (Forum Film) * 1/2


Сейф / Safe  - (A Plus Cinema)


Нико и пътят към звездите / Niko and the way to the stars (Finland, Denmark, Germany, Iceland) - (ProFilms) 



Previews from 1 May

The Avengers - Pure summer entertainment to the max *****

***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

петък, 20 април 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 20 April 2012

Бойни кораби / Battleship - Whatever way you look at it, Battleship is a crap movie but still has one virtue - watching it you may just realise that no matter how maligned the Transformers franchise is, at least Michael Bay knows how to orchestrate action. And watching robots fighting is fun. Watching the Navy being glorious and kicking the ass of alien intruders (possible intruders as their motives are never explained) is not. In its core Battleship is a film made to be viewed as an advertising card for the Army as there is no single positive character who hasn't come from its rows. Oh, and all the others - scientists or aliens are really really bad... Still some set pieces look magnificent, while observing Rihanna growling can be amusing, but the movie at the end lacks humour, it is deprived of memorable characters and has a too simplistic plot. In other words, it possesses all the qualities to turn into a guilty pleasure in the future. Nevertheless, a must-see Battleship is not. (Forum Film) **



Жената в черно / The Woman In Black - It's great that even in the times of Saws and Final Destinations, a classic Gothic-vibed horror thriller can hit the screens (and especially the Bulgarian ones). The newest production of legendary Hammer studio benefits first from its Victorian setting, with the English countryside looking extremely menacing. Second, its director James Watkins manages masterfully to deliver slow-burning terrors and to make use of every single shot. With the attention towards detail meticulous and the fantastic work of cinematographer Tim Maurice-Jones, the movie is really scary without being disgusting with gore moments. In addition, the plot manages to surprise at times and last, but definitely not least, the film lies on the shoulders of Daniel Radcliffe as it marks his first post-Potter role. And the former wizard boy proves to all naysayers that he really has the acting chops. The planned sequel is a mistake though. (Alexandra) ****

 
***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

неделя, 15 април 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 13 April 2012

Проектът Х/Project X - Project X has two main issues. First it offers no laughs at all and second, even worst, it has the honour to have no script... The film is an hour and a half full of crazy teens drinking, taking drugs, vomiting and dancing. Where is the point of watching people having a big party with no purpose at all when you cannot actually take part in it? Worst, the main characters are not only completely disgusting and cliche-stricken and it is difficult to root for them, but even they seem to have no fun being at that party. It's a shame that in the year of Chronicle, we have been served this pile of sh*t. (Alexandra) *


Хижа в гората / The Cabin In The Woods - (Forum Film)


Студена светлина / The Cold Light of Day - (А Plus Cinema)

***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away

четвъртък, 5 април 2012 г.

In Bulgarian Cinemas from 6 April 2012

Американски пай: Отново заедно / American Reunion - Believe it or not, nine years after American Wedding, the guys and girls of American Pie come back with a bang. The fourth instalment (direct-to-DVD flicks not included) feels fresh and funny, and manages to find the balance of outrageous humour and sweet nostalgia. Yes, many will be shocked by some too graphic scenes but that's the film which put a male organ in a pie after all. At the same time, many, especially those who are at the age of the characters, will find the script extremely resonating with them, with some of the observations on today's youth and on adulthood quite spot-on. Who is ready for the fifth slice now? (Forum Film) ****


Пиратите: Банда неудачници / Pirates! Band of Misfits - It's an universal truth now, Aardman Studio, as Pixar (even Cars 2), cannot make a misjudged step. Their latest effort in the field of clay motion-capture is extremely funny, has lovable characters, memorable lines and even more memorable monkey. Some history purists will be furious (Queen Victoria with extremely dubious hobbies? Darwin as a little prick?), but the main heroes are so lovable and well-intended, that you'd be bought at once. Did I say that the story revolves around a dodo? It's British, it's absurd and it's pure Aardman. (Alexandra) ****


Титаник 3D / Titanic 3D - One of the biggest films ever returns on the big screen in crystal sharp 3D. The picture has not lost its power even 14 years after its release and though many will not be tempted by the idea to pour more cash in the pockets of Jim Cameron, Titanic continues to strike with its story of ill-fated lovers and even more ill-fated voyage. They should deliver handkerchiefs with the 3D glasses. (Alexandra) *****


Имало едно време в Анадола / Once Upon a Time in Anatolia (Turkey) (Limited) - Art Fest


Номер 1000 / Number 1000 (Bulgaria) (Limited)
***** Perfect
**** Unmissable
*** Just Fine
** So-so (for genre aficionados only)
* Stay away